the dirtier the sound, the best i breathe.

Meagan is a saint.

Meagan: I am always mean to doctors. Because like, I KNOW they are trying to help, BUT, like, they are the ones who inform me I am sick. Thus I feel it is partially their fault.
Me: That's why we should fire all doctors. Then no one would be sick.
Meagan: That is exactly how that works.
Me: We're so smart. I bet we win a nobel peace prize.
Meagan: I win one every year. I just don't like to brag, so I decline.
Me: D'aw. you are so sweet. You should win one for just that.
Meagan: They offered. Still said no.